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Will you be my friend? Will you? What about you? Please? Can we be friends?That friend of yours, does he want to be my friend? Or perhaps you? Let's be friends. You can't be her friend, because you're my friend. Please be my friend. We can be friends now, and maybe good friends later. Someday we can be best friends. Doesn't that sound nice? So let's be friends! Will you be my friend? Please be my friend. I need more friends, and I like you. I think you would enjoy being my friend as much as I would enjoy being your friend. So let's be friends. Can we be friends? Let's be friends! Will you be my friend?

...drive me fuckin' nuts.