My friend Julia is funny.

Yesterday Austrian Julia said she was going to the movies in the evening. Apparently JvM does this thing where if you go to the movies on Tuesday, they'll pay for the ticket because Tuesday is "family day" at the movie theaters. Nice.

So I saw her in the kitchen this morning and I asked her what she saw. She said Die Hard four.

ME: How was it?

AJ: It was very creative.

ME (surprised): Really?

AJ: Yes. I didn't know there were that many ways for a car to fly through the air.

That cracked my shit up.