Thursday, December 21, 2006

Welcome to LAX.

After 30 minutes in LA:

Celebrity Sightings: 1

So I was about to turn left and exit the 747 that carried me from London to LA, when I looked up and there was Jack Black. He looked just like he does in pictures - short, stout, scruffy face, Nirvana t-shirt. He said something about finding the "coat check" (he wasn't talking to me). He looked at me, I looked at him and smiled, and went on my way.

Tiny Dogs carried in Small bags: 2

Come on people. That's not pet ownership, that's a fetish.

How to tell you're at an American airport:

When the ticket agent tells you how to get to your gate, and her instructions include the phrase "Turn left at the Chilis"

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